you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
|student:||hey government can I have some money to go to university|
|uk government:||sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man|
|scottish government:||nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you|
|us government:||no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.|
everyone quick to say that leo is being ignored by the academy even though amy adams has been nominated five times to leo’s four but wow no one cares i wonder why that is?????
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic